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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 530
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About GrantEvans : Hey, thanks for visiting! I guess ill share a little bit about myself ^_^...i am a fencer, and am very compassionate about that sport.. i like to dirtbike, water ski amd wakeboard. thats really all it is haha, if you want to talk hit me up on here or kik me at kik: XGNTheBauss202 (wierd kik name, i made it a while back :P)

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Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61346) - you deserved it (38993)

On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML


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On 08/12/2013 at 12:49am - love - by WTF? (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML


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On 12/11/2009 at 11:44am - intimacy - by ps3isbetterthanme (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML


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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was doing a local search at and I found my sister's profile. FML


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On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

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