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Grand_Cookie

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Grand_Cookie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 15439
  • Number of comments : 206
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Grand_Cookie : I'm the gorilla, so don't ask.

Blah blah blah, random facts about me. Blah blah blah, other stuff i like. Blah blah blah, some inspirational quote. Blah blah, purple unicorns, blah.

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Today, mah dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard . I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel . I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua . FML

#15714709
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22294) - you deserved it (37955)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by Sid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking mehy I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." fat FML

#15714143
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21718) - you deserved it (29184)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Arran (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today... I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. mega FML

#15712381
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44833) - you deserved it (4006)

On 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm - intimacy - by Jill - United States (New York)

Today, I was looking in mah grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When u press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

#15703960
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39449) - you deserved it (9259)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... It Was Sunny And Bright So I Woke Up Feeling Great. I Pulled Back The Curtains In Mah Room And Saw Mah Cat Dead On The Lawn. FML

#15676274
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43881) - you deserved it (3686)

On 04/07/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

2day mah boyfriend's parents visited us!! When everyone was chatting in the room..!! I needed to go to the bathroom!! I got up an wanted to walk away when I sneezed..!! an farted at the same time!! I thought they didn't hear it..!! until mah boyfriend's brother said: "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

#15662595
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30637) - you deserved it (4939)

On 04/06/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was on mah way home on mah bikehen a lady in a 4WD cut me offhile beeping her horn an calling me a ( stupid f**kerho should get a proper education!! ) In her car, she was smoking, an her three children weren't wearing seat belts!! mega FML

#15661688
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35992) - you deserved it (3152)

On 04/06/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by faza4327 (man) - Australia (South Australia)

yesterday I subbed fir a first looool grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hystericallyhen one landed on me. mega FML

#15661118
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20756) - you deserved it (33935)

On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom !! I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding mehile the pianist was still playing !! FML

#15661071
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9621) - you deserved it (32908)

On 04/06/2011 at 2:19am - misc - by American idol -

I was cleaning my batroom , and accidentally spilled bleac , ruining my sower curtain , rugs , and towels. Wile attempting to wipe up te bleac , I knocked over a bottle of sower cleaner. It read , "WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH BLEACH." I still can't go in te ouse. FML

#15657358
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30965) - you deserved it (10479)

On 04/05/2011 at 9:52pm - misc - by troublewithbleach (woman) - United States (Utah)

TODAY, I LEARND THAT MY PARENTS' NICKNAME FOR MY FIANCÉ IS "DICKWAD." FML

#15650058
135 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML

#15649522
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12225) - you deserved it (32123)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by RedFace (woman) - United States

Today,hile attempting to sneak out of mah boyfriend's parents' house during mah walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, there walls, an the carpet . FML

#15647820
115 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by stairmaster -

Today, I told mah boss I was too sick to coma to work. Ha askad if I had a lata night so I told him I stayad in. Apparantly I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to ramambar it. FML

#15647734
48 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 3:30am - work - by randa -

Today I arrived twenty minutes early fir opening shift at work so I decided to turn on the radio an wait in nice warm car . I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from boss an a dead car battery . FML

#15646476
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16854) - you deserved it (34099)

On 04/05/2011 at 1:10am - work - by 4themoneh - United States (California)



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