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Grand_Cookie

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Grand_Cookie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 15423
  • Number of comments : 206
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Grand_Cookie : I'm the gorilla, so don't ask.

Blah blah blah, random facts about me. Blah blah blah, other stuff i like. Blah blah blah, some inspirational quote. Blah blah, purple unicorns, blah.

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Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence an into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

#15912544
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32449) - you deserved it (3607)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:11pm - animals - by electricpuddle -

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen!! FML

#15912541
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31200) - you deserved it (11539)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Yesterday, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressd in an Easter Bunny costume snowboardd into me an sent me flying. Not only did he hurt mah wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelld "Happy Easter", an snowboardd away. FML

#15911784
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25022) - you deserved it (3885)

On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery !! We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested !! People kept giving us drty lookshen passing !! We later realized there was something covering the "G" !! mega FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34435) - you deserved it (9721)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I playd Angry Birds fir two hours. I got so into the game... I faild to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realizd thishen the janitor came to check on me. looool mega FML

#15901266
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11210) - you deserved it (48810)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

While Trying On An Outfit In The Dressing Room At The Mall, I Got Lockd In. I Decidd To Take 5 Minutes To Try And Get Out By Crawling Under The Door. After I Got Out, I Realizd I Left Mah Cell Phone, Mah Purse And Mah Pants Inside. Big Fat FML

#15900752
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11068) - you deserved it (30970)

On 04/23/2011 at 7:56pm - misc - by Niquesha (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32745) - you deserved it (22982)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Yesterday I Found Out The Hard Way That I'm The ( Lucky ) Type Of Womanho Can Experience Intense Orgasms In Certain Positions: In The Middle Of Group Yoga. FML

#15896670
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42987) - you deserved it (6886)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, At 5:30 In Tha Morning Whila I Was Fast Aslaap, Mah Cat Dacidad Tha Most Thraataning Thing In Mah Apartmant That Absolutaly Naadad To Ba Attackad Was Mah Laft Nippla.

#15896173
123 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

yesterday at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned an put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea an apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

#15891295
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33526) - you deserved it (3230) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/22/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by n77 - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I Fell Asleep At A Party . I Farted So Loud That I Woke Myself Up . Everyone Heard . FML

#15867292
84 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

2day I accidentally pocket diald my sister wile I was masturbating. mega FML

#15791690
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20769) - you deserved it (52427)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)

Today, I found that the love of life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
779 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67047) - you deserved it (14096)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a stoned man looool tried to break into house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37520) - you deserved it (4135)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

looool Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time e does te dises. Every dis in te ouse as been wased tree times already. FML

#15718627
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20254) - you deserved it (66009)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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