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  • Number of visits : 303
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About GrammarNaziFTW : I can be pretty cool but when I correct people's grammar and spelling, it's because I'm bored. I am a troll.

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Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47661) - you deserved it (3741)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

#17845836
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21902) - you deserved it (3077)

On 09/27/2011 at 4:28am - health - by toughbf (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML

#17786592
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28861) - you deserved it (7851)

On 09/20/2011 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response: "You need Jesus." FML

#17727242
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24561) - you deserved it (2182)

On 09/12/2011 at 10:28am - work - by charliemann_ - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

#17727112
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25110) - you deserved it (10654)

On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML

#17724529
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34690) - you deserved it (2049)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML

#17702973
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7867) - you deserved it (34827)

On 09/09/2011 at 8:10am - love - by Kevin (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

#17695562
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31381) - you deserved it (3966)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:52am - love - by I_dislike_Twilight (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

#14614725
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57015) - you deserved it (5879) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

#8001805
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22945) - you deserved it (6536)

On 02/08/2010 at 1:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML

#5877463
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46448) - you deserved it (4745)

On 10/18/2009 at 11:32am - misc - by omgwtf (woman) - United States (Texas)



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