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Today , a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit , demanding to know where I was taking her children . Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter , who I have been ( covering ) fir on her party nights . The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this . FML

#13567448
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33444) - you deserved it (2363)

On 10/23/2010 at 8:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I was sitting on a plane waiting 4 everyone to get on. A cute guy around mah age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrifid look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyd me the whole time. FML

#13567439
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On 10/23/2010 at 8:50pm - misc - by ugly me - United States (Colorado)

2day I was sitting on a plane waiting 4 everyone to get on. A cute guy around mah age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrifid look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyd me the whole time. FML

#13567439
73 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 8:50pm - misc - by ugly me - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah 4 year old daughter walked into mah home office and said F*** you! Then she ran to mah husband looool and said "Did I say it right?" FML

#13484178
122 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole looool in mah son's bedroom because mah son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
160 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silencehen he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear."

#7563904
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30834) - you deserved it (4383)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today , In Class , I Was Sitting Next To The Guy That I Fancy . Shyly , I Write Our Initials (L And A) Into A Heart On His Hand To See His Reaction . He Said , "I Love Los Angeles Too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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