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About GotMilkXP : I love to skate and do funny random things. Im a unicorn and fuck anybody who says im not.but the whole twist is that im actually really smart

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Today, my girlfriend texted me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a "surprise" waiting for me. I convinced my boss to let me go home, and rushed out. Turns out the "surprise" was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny. FML


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