About GotMilkXP : I love to skate and do funny random things. Im a unicorn and fuck anybody who says im not.but the whole twist is that im actually really smart
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Today, my girlfriend texted me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a "surprise" waiting for me. I convinced my boss to let me go home, and rushed out. Turns out the "surprise" was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny. FML
by Galaxy / 03/29/2014 at 1:03pm / Belgium (Limburg) / Animals
Today, I decided to clean my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
by Shiva / 03/18/2014 at 4:46am / France (Poitou-Charentes) / Animals
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