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by tdudey123 / 09/11/2012 at 7:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's my birthday. Today is also the day my grandma died, six years ago. Since then, I get to sit through any sort of attempted celebration while my mom sobs and drinks herself into a stupor in the background. FML
by BirthdayFail / 08/14/2012 at 3:57am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Jeslyn03 / 01/13/2012 at 1:57pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Animals
Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML
by fmT719 / 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
by Matthew / 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by honeybadger123 / 11/13/2011 at 8:11pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
by bethany / 11/03/2011 at 1:36pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
by toni405 / 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm / United States / Love
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
by Anonymous / 07/20/2011 at 12:26am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Love
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
by Anonymous / 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML
by tLee / 07/19/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by RobinBunny713 / 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML
by stargirl / 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm / United States / Transportation
by anon / 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
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- Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom… Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on,… Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to…