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Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46386) - you deserved it (16992)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:40pm - love - by fcnk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend told me that he was having a scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in everyone was playing beer pong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37725) - you deserved it (12402)

On 06/17/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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