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by Puddlepop / 03/01/2016 at 4:20am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 4:55am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/31/2016 at 4:33am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss lost the company a very lucrative contract I had worked on for weeks because he wouldn't tolerate the client's "disrespect." The disrespect? Asking him to not interrupt her or put words in her mouth during a conference call with her employees. FML
by TheGreatSquirrel / 01/04/2016 at 5:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML
by embarrassed / 01/04/2016 at 12:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was talking to myself in the bathroom to remind myself of what chores I need to do. My husband overheard me and is now convinced that I was on the phone with someone. No amount of proof, logic or reasoning can convince him that I'm not cheating on him. FML
by ardea_alba / 01/01/2016 at 3:27pm / Russian Federation (Sverdlovsk) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/01/2016 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Animals
Today, I made a typo in a line of code, bringing the company website down. Our admin was already pissed about having to work over Christmas, and he started yelling at me and ended up punching my supervisor when he got between us. Pretty sure my screw up indirectly got the poor guy fired. FML
Today, I received three big boxes from my mother in law, containing expensive cookware. I was puzzled, because I know that she hates me. Turns out she mailed them to us by mistake. Not only did she not get us anything, but I now have to pay to ship the boxes to her neighbor. FML
by bahhumbug / 12/21/2015 at 1:25pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally realized the toll working as a cashier 5 days a week during the holidays does to your psyche. I just said "Welcome To Walgreens", out of pure reflex, to my cat as she walked into my kitchen. FML
by Deweyboy / 12/21/2015 at 1:01pm / United States / Work
by SexxiKitty / 12/19/2015 at 5:45pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Haitwun / 12/14/2015 at 2:29am / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…