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Googolman
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1421
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59564) - you deserved it (4679)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, while at work, I got fired because I was 'hitting' on my boss's wife who also works in the same company. Since when does 'asking for paper clips' mean 'hitting on'? FML

#13971755
61 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 5:25am - work - by Peter -

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

#13825613
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27094) - you deserved it (2542)

On 11/13/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by blueheron93 (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML

#13615353
73 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 2:46pm - animals - by Florida - United States (California)

Today, I was having the most wonderful bath. The water was steaming, the bubbles were bubbly, and I was reading a really good book. I put my book down to yawn and looked to my right. My gaze was met by the lovely face of my brother's pet tarantula. FML

#13574162
185 comments

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On 10/24/2010 at 8:21am - misc - by mzgabbster (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML

#13353894
119 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML

#13263199
44 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 1:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

#13241272
77 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 9:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML

#13205814
127 comments

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On 09/26/2010 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML

#13205814
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7827) - you deserved it (30240)

On 09/26/2010 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

#13061807
180 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 2:02pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

#12852491
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32266) - you deserved it (3390)

On 09/01/2010 at 9:50am - love - by ouch (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30374) - you deserved it (7582)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
261 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
160 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)



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