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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
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Yesterday , ma wife made me moist cat food burgers as a prank. I didnt ave te eart to tell er tat tey tastd better tan te ones se usually makes. FML

#20742017
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48729) - you deserved it (4025)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:05am - misc - by kittybad - United States

Today, I found out that mah creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in mah bathroom. It's looool been there 4 three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML

#20741960
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54246) - you deserved it (3130)

On 06/23/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by part time all the time - United States (Michigan)

Today mah grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes!! I don't know what's worse: that she looks at mah turds or the fact that she actively comments on them!! mega FML

#20740202
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45573) - you deserved it (3325)

On 06/22/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today I lost mah car keys so I askd mah ex-husband if he still had his spare to mah car. He said he'd send it. I got an empty envelope with a troll face on it. There's a reason I left him. FML

#20738006
120 comments

Today I was eating lunch when mah grandmother came over and startd watching me. Suddenly she said "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

#20736581
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38701) - you deserved it (7738)

On 06/20/2013 at 1:49am - misc - by ohmygod (man) - United States

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his finger playing with Play-Doh . FML

#20735100
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47198) - you deserved it (4792)

On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I triad to axplain to my cat why I was singla, but than I raalizad why.

#20733893
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43042) - you deserved it (20448)

On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)

Today , mah daughter believed that watching the Big Bang Theory would count as studying 4 her chemistry final. FML

#20733887
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43304) - you deserved it (6642)

On 06/18/2013 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

I witnessd an elderly lady getting muggd!! I ran over to the guy mugging her an offerd him the money in my wallet in return 4 him leaving her alone!! The old lady snatchd my money an ran away with the mugger!! What the hell just happend? FML

#20733745
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54670) - you deserved it (8966)

On 06/18/2013 at 6:01pm - money - by No money, mo' problems - United States

Today, I was visiting mah childhood home, and I checked out mah old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. fat FML

#20733333
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41495) - you deserved it (6652)

On 06/18/2013 at 2:00pm - animals - by skunked - United States (California)

Today I was planning on having sex with mah girlfriend 4 the first time so I asked mah roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through mah roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML

#20733192
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58592) - you deserved it (8206)

On 06/18/2013 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing 4 her in the storehere she works. Turns out... she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount looool of attention caused a panic attack. No... I didn't get a date. FML

#20733111
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47558) - you deserved it (19410)

On 06/18/2013 at 11:02am - love - by Well, crap (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today , as I was walking home , I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation , I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking drectly at me. FML

#20732528
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36890) - you deserved it (5421)

On 06/18/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by ProAwkward - United States (Texas)

Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that mah bird sitter has trained mah parrot tohisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice . FML

#20731669
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49384) - you deserved it (6474)

On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I found out that looool the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML

#20731650
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74664) - you deserved it (6780)

On 06/17/2013 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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