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GoingCommando93
  • Town/Country : Allen, Texas.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 765
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24857) - you deserved it (2394)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -

Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

#18112365
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26671) - you deserved it (2880)

On 10/30/2011 at 3:13pm - work - by Katrin - Norway

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21298) - you deserved it (43085)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

#18072283
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31410) - you deserved it (2623)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm - kids - by mew - Canada

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

#17154480
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27233) - you deserved it (2182)

On 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by SonOfaSpy (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

#6126776
98 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper "no fat chicks." FML

#1958441
125 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 7:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

#1658004
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22181) - you deserved it (43131)

On 05/05/2009 at 10:17am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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