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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 September 1995 (20 years)
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About GoWithTheFro : Did you know that at least 10 people are killed by vending machines each year?
I watched the news and a woman cut off her husbands penis. I can only imagine my own marriage going the same way.
Personally, I find myself hilarious, but if you don't then that's fine.
I like cheese.

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Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML


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On 06/02/2012 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML


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On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML


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On 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm - kids - by liquid_sasquatch - United States

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML


Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML


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On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML


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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML


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On 01/06/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by Anna (woman) - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML

Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML


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On 01/01/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by Scarred4Life - United States (Maryland)

Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent 4 hours cleaning my apartment. 2 minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML


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On 01/01/2012 at 12:41am - love - by upsetandannoyed - United States (New York)

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