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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4738
  • Number of comments : 1359
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About GoW_Chick : "Livin' Young, and Wild, and Free."

I come on here just for a laugh, in between working two jobs that pay very little, and take up most of my time, I need a good laugh, and I add a comment or two, message me if you want, I am usually on the app though so I can't promise a speedy reply, but I'll get one back to you, now go away.

Alternate Dumbass Dimension : Where the twitter tyrant rules over the dumbassian people, their language is unintelligible, common sense is scarce, and humor was never adapted, don't drink the water while passing through, dumbassitness can be contagious.

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GoW_Chick's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and fakd being stood up, just so I could eat there breadsticks. FML

#19101207
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36230) - you deserved it (5591)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that u can't always assume yur little brother is kidding when he says that u have a spider on top of yur head. FML

#19099040
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22522) - you deserved it (5205)

On 02/17/2012 at 7:43am - kids - by thatoneperson - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, MAH MORNING SICKNES HAS BEEN SO BAD THAT MAH HUSBAND'S FARTS SEND ME RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM. HE THINK IT'S HILARIOUS, AND HAS BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND ALL DAY TRYING TO CRACK ONE OFF IN MAH FACE. FML

#18969254
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32368) - you deserved it (3646)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today,hile I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking.

#18933385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21113) - you deserved it (3351)

On 01/28/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Had To Google How To Find The Area Of A Circle. I'm Working On Mah PhD In Engineering. FML

#18928299
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9826) - you deserved it (32430)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pirsquared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY , I HAD TO MAKE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT FOR MY DAUGHTER. APPARENTLY SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO WIPE HERSELF WITH CLOROX TOUGH SCRUB DISINFECTING WIPES THAN TELL ME SHE'D CAUGHT AN STD. FML

#18926603
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30652) - you deserved it (3493)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

TODAY , I HAD TO MAKE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT FOR MY DAUGHTER. APPARENTLY SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO WIPE HERSELF WITH CLOROX TOUGH SCRUB DISINFECTING WIPES THAN TELL ME SHE'D CAUGHT AN STD. FML

#18926603
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30652) - you deserved it (3493)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I made a drunken bet with friend that I could pour lighter fluid on mah hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burnd. I lost. FML

#18922456
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6668) - you deserved it (60499)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21010) - you deserved it (6184)

On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on mah chair. When I sat down, it went directly into mah butt. When I sprang up, I hit mah head on a lamp. I then hit mah head on mah desk on the way down. FML

#18904057
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31198) - you deserved it (2716)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)

TODAY, I PLAYED CALL OF DUTY ONLINE AGAINST SOMEONEHO TURNED OUT TO BE WANKING . FML

#18897054
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24658) - you deserved it (6923)

On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on mah knees and be your dog." FML

#18886717
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9301) - you deserved it (30772)

On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

2day I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on mah knees and be your dog." FML

#18886717
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9301) - you deserved it (30772)

On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited mah grlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay 4 it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

#18872855
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10234) - you deserved it (26065)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:44pm - love - by actor my ass (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited mah grlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay 4 it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

#18872855
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10234) - you deserved it (26065)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:44pm - love - by actor my ass (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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