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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5732
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Gixie : I have actually been using FML for well over a year before I decided to create a profile and then another six months before I decided to actually start using it. I'm actually disappointed that I could have been earning badges the whole time. FML.

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Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26703) - you deserved it (2498)

On 04/26/2012 at 12:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (15245) - you deserved it (58452) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23309) - you deserved it (12812)

On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18894) - you deserved it (32729)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8674) - you deserved it (27689)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10816) - you deserved it (35965)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8177) - you deserved it (36446)

On 03/12/2012 at 10:55am - misc - by gengiskarn69 (man) - United States

Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10786) - you deserved it (35839)

On 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28434) - you deserved it (7296)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24771) - you deserved it (10303)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12821) - you deserved it (94269)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31330) - you deserved it (6358)

On 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm - health - by skrewedguy (man) - United States

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44365) - you deserved it (7527)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31133) - you deserved it (7838)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34016) - you deserved it (3077)

On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States

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