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Gixie

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Gixie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4849
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Gixie : I have actually been using FML for well over a year before I decided to create a profile and then another six months before I decided to actually start using it. I'm actually disappointed that I could have been earning badges the whole time. FML.

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Gixie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
990 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79063) - you deserved it (445630)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

#33444
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53247) - you deserved it (5737)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

#12756
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22685) - you deserved it (5263)

On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

#4044
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9685) - you deserved it (45425)

On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17825) - you deserved it (2485)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4476) - you deserved it (45473)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had kindly given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. FML

#493
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22141) - you deserved it (6790)

On 12/11/2008 at 7:21am - kids - by fataldisease - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

#244
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20567) - you deserved it (4103)

On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)



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