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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 577
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Giuls : I'm 18, artistic and open-minded. I'm not sure what else to say, so here's some words that describe me.

| humour | liberal | creative | intuitive | introverted | art | tattoos | surfing | sun | books | nature | camping | vintage | tea | books | adventure | adrenalin junkie | ocean addict |

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Giuls's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML


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On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML


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On 08/30/2010 at 4:10pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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