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Gingerly

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 August 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3020
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Gingerly : Eh...that's really all I can say.

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Gingerly's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29215) - you deserved it (3827)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

#6065931
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6388) - you deserved it (47546)

On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML

#5799559
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31688) - you deserved it (4444)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

#5419647
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38104) - you deserved it (2238)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

#3816010
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43959) - you deserved it (8994)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

#12195
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22317) - you deserved it (27261)

On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)



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