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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 February 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4325
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Yesterday.. . while driving to mah daughter's wedding.. . the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped 4 a red light . That person was mah wife . Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear mah passengers snickering at me . FML

#21299484
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25443) - you deserved it (7141)

On 11/15/2014 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today.. . I was at mah friend's Bar Mitzvah . After he finished his long-winded speech.. . I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games . It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked.. . and a couple more 4 me to be shouted down and kicked out . FML

#21294686
90 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

I WAS DRESSED AS A SINGLE GRL. I WORE PAJAMA PANTS, OODIE WIT NO BRA, AND CARRIED A PLATE OF PIZZA AROUND. BUT IT WASN'T MA COSTUME, I JUST AD NOWERE TO GO FIR HALLOWEEN. FML

#21289481
79 comments

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On 11/01/2014 at 1:59am - misc - by 4evalone (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at scool tougt it was funny, except my principal,o gave me a detention an said it was, "inappropriate an making a pregnant teacer feel uncomfortable". Tat pregnant teacer looool asked me to take a selfie wit er. FML

#21289257
42 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 7:28pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Got Sick At School. When Someone Called Mah Mom Fir Permission Fir Me To Leave, She Told Them She Doesn't Have A Daughter And To Never Call That Number Again. FML

Today, I took mah grlfriend forhat I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
161 comments

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On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I had sax for tha first tima with mah first boyfriand. Wa broka up 6 yaars ago. maga FML

Today , my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if u have sex before getting married , you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you!! Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell , but sexually active as well!! FML

#21283066
168 comments

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On 10/22/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens . When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking one of them said "Take a step back" and winked at me . mega FML

#21282836
66 comments

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On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've lerened today is that u should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML

#21270631
78 comments

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On 10/04/2014 at 12:31pm - misc - by runsinthefamily (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, On Ma Frst Day Of Sailing Practice, I Managed To Sit On A Metal Cleat. After Bieng Admitted To Te ER, I Was Informed Tat I Ad Two Vaginal Laceration Tat Needed Surgery. Te Nurse Tried To Convince Me It Was Ma Lucky Day, Cuz Te Ospital Café Was Serving Vanilla Pudding. FML

#21267748
100 comments

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On 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

TODAY, SOME ASSFACE HACKED MAH RECENTLY DECEASED FRIEND'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. THE PERSON CHANGED MAH FRIEND'S LOCATION TO "HELL", THEN POSTED A STATUS SAYING HOW HOT THE WEATHER WAS, AND REPLIED "I WISH :'(" TO SOMEONE WHO'D SAID MAH FRIEND WAS IN A BETTER PLACE NOW. FML

#21257037
138 comments

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On 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm - misc - by he's not the one going to hell (man) - Australia

Today I started a new job!! Tree of Kenyan coworkers keep getting togeter and reminding me tat aving more tan one wife is okay in tere country!! I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far!! FML

#21255696
107 comments

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On 09/10/2014 at 1:16pm - work - by notmarryingyou - United States (Washington)

Today, Mah Daughter's Teacher Called Me, Very Concerned, Cuz Mah Child Told The Whole Class She's Virgin Anymore. The Word Is "vegan", Honey. Big Fat FML

#21253313
122 comments

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On 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by healthfreak - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's 4 a late night snack . Turns out she lid to me an just usd me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing . I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars an make out . I just want fries . FML

#21249351
100 comments

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On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)



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