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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4114
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Ghosty546 : Computer science major, paper cut survivor, 5'8 of awesome.

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Ghosty546's favorite FMLs

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21554) - you deserved it (1999)

On 10/06/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by spiderbaby - United States (California)

Today, I asked my shut in of a daughter why she was sniffing black pepper. She said she was practicing to make her sneezes sound like coughs, thereby decreasing the likelihood of someone talking to her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21281) - you deserved it (2127)

On 09/25/2015 at 9:17pm - misc - by My Daughter Fails at Life (woman) - United States (California)

Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered, "I suggest we fuck". FML


I agree, your life sucks (24328) - you deserved it (1901)

On 09/20/2015 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by M - United Kingdom (North Somerset)

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML


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On 09/12/2015 at 4:11am - health - by dammit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31038) - you deserved it (2706)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by EverettA - United States (Ohio)

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28096) - you deserved it (3014)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

Today, I had to explain to several young children why asking the new blind girl to play hide and seek with them is inappropriate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26568) - you deserved it (2478)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I was finally starting to relax after a stressful and expensive move, where I had to give up half my belongings and furniture, as well as my cat. All the stress came rushing back as my new landlord told me that he's selling the building and I've got 30 days to vacate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26241) - you deserved it (2078)

On 07/10/2015 at 11:49am - misc - by Stevarious (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22477) - you deserved it (15027)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:27am - kids - by clutzymama (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22748) - you deserved it (9936)

On 07/08/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by whoops (woman) - Taiwan

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML


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On 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I turned on an old radio I haven't used for a long time and a pack of very small spiders came rushing out of the speakers when I turned up the volume. Guess they didn't like the groove. FML

Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26769) - you deserved it (3368)

On 06/07/2015 at 11:13pm - animals - by terrified - United States (Kentucky)

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