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Getspmak
  • Town/Country : Aalborg, Denmark
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 December 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 188
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back, borrowing $60 from her, and being just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning, she sends a very large man to my door to collect, like she's Tony Soprano. FML

#20601228
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43523) - you deserved it (4339)

On 04/18/2013 at 12:01am - money - by some people's parents - United States (Colorado)

Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML

#20436006
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42877) - you deserved it (4901)

On 01/01/2013 at 10:15am - misc - by Sarah - United States

Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML

#19264925
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20372) - you deserved it (3416)

On 03/12/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by dumbfriend - United States

Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat. She'd borrowed my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been called in to work. I see she put in for overtime. FML

#9001773
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17892) - you deserved it (1628)

On 03/11/2010 at 6:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML

#5107055
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48639) - you deserved it (7069)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML

#3708472
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32557) - you deserved it (10749)

On 07/13/2009 at 2:17am - misc - by zombielover1 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

#1284518
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49944) - you deserved it (3816)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:41am - work - by jcstpierre (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

#735
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9197) - you deserved it (46101)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:07am - intimacy - by Noname - United Kingdom (Wokingham)



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