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by uterurist / 11/22/2014 at 1:37pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/13/2014 at 5:20pm / United States / Animals
Today, I saw a long black hair coming out of the drain. Thinking it was my sister's, I called her in and pulled it out for her to see, only to realize I was actually pulling out a long brown roach by the antenna. FML
by izzy46111 / 11/11/2014 at 11:56am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/10/2014 at 9:28am / Germany (Berlin) / Love
Today, I sat my son down for a talk about how he's been too lazy to brush his teeth lately. I said "Son, we need to have a chat about oral hygiene." He rolled his eyes, sighed, and said he already knew to clean "it" before a girl went down on him, and asked if he could go already. FML
Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
by betterthanhodor / 11/08/2014 at 9:09am / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Intimacy
by hellalegit / 11/07/2014 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Kids
by dwood08 / 11/06/2014 at 8:55pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
by smellyhair / 11/02/2014 at 6:28am / United Kingdom / Health
by anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 4:09am / United States (California) / Kids
by AnonymousAmber / 10/31/2014 at 7:10pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 6:55am / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Kids
Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML
by mellielynnemily / 10/26/2014 at 6:46pm / United States / Love
by Alexismaria / 10/23/2014 at 4:05pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday,… Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature… Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals.…
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…