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by fishtacos / 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, for the first time ever, my family bought a real Christmas tree instead of using our old fake one. Today, I also found out I'm allergic to Christmas trees. My family won't get rid of it because they paid so much for it and intend to "get their money's worth". FML
by Nose Numb / 11/30/2014 at 3:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by pooplife / 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/29/2014 at 11:44pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by uterurist / 11/22/2014 at 1:37pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/13/2014 at 5:20pm / United States / Animals
Today, I saw a long black hair coming out of the drain. Thinking it was my sister's, I called her in and pulled it out for her to see, only to realize I was actually pulling out a long brown roach by the antenna. FML
by izzy46111 / 11/11/2014 at 11:56am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/10/2014 at 9:28am / Germany (Berlin) / Love
Today, I sat my son down for a talk about how he's been too lazy to brush his teeth lately. I said "Son, we need to have a chat about oral hygiene." He rolled his eyes, sighed, and said he already knew to clean "it" before a girl went down on him, and asked if he could go already. FML
Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
by betterthanhodor / 11/08/2014 at 9:09am / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Intimacy
by hellalegit / 11/07/2014 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Kids
by dwood08 / 11/06/2014 at 8:55pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML
by smellyhair / 11/02/2014 at 6:28am / United Kingdom / Health
by anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 4:09am / United States (California) / Kids
- Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I… Today, after asking my manager how his day was going he explained that he stopped drinking and was… Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to…