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Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML
by Help Me / 01/17/2015 at 10:45pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife wanted me to take her to a new restaurant in town. When I looked it up and saw their prices, I almost had a heart attack. When I said it was too expensive, she snapped "Maybe you'd like to look up 'Lorena Bobbitt' next?!" We went to the restaurant. FML
by wounded pride, intact cock / 01/17/2015 at 1:49pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/16/2015 at 7:37pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/14/2015 at 8:58am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Maiar / 01/13/2015 at 12:42pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/01/2015 at 10:09am / United States / Kids
Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better for "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway", so she shouldn't do either. FML
by MedStudent90 / 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by sting / 12/05/2014 at 8:32pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/05/2014 at 8:44am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML
by Anonymous / 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by fishtacos / 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, for the first time ever, my family bought a real Christmas tree instead of using our old fake one. Today, I also found out I'm allergic to Christmas trees. My family won't get rid of it because they paid so much for it and intend to "get their money's worth". FML
by Nose Numb / 11/30/2014 at 3:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous