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by Anonymous / 01/16/2015 at 7:37pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/14/2015 at 8:58am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Maiar / 01/13/2015 at 12:42pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/01/2015 at 10:09am / United States / Kids
Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better for "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway", so she shouldn't do either. FML
by MedStudent90 / 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by sting / 12/05/2014 at 8:32pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/05/2014 at 8:44am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML
by Anonymous / 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by fishtacos / 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, for the first time ever, my family bought a real Christmas tree instead of using our old fake one. Today, I also found out I'm allergic to Christmas trees. My family won't get rid of it because they paid so much for it and intend to "get their money's worth". FML
by Nose Numb / 11/30/2014 at 3:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by pooplife / 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/29/2014 at 11:44pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous