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by gassygirlfriend / 05/10/2015 at 4:40am / United States (Idaho) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/09/2015 at 4:50pm / Miscellaneous
by advanced history teacher / 04/27/2015 at 12:58am / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house while he was at work, and put on his pants to make some tea. As I took my hot tea and laptop upstairs, the pants slowly started to fall down. I had to keep climbing with my pants around my knees, and shuffle awkwardly past my boyfriend's father. FML
by Bullet4MyChemaMo / 04/24/2015 at 6:38pm / Ireland (Cork) / Miscellaneous
by someoneneedsassistance / 04/24/2015 at 11:07am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML
by Notthatone / 04/21/2015 at 7:00pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonalds but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
by Pandistoteles / 04/14/2015 at 5:17pm / United States / Kids
by Sarah / 04/09/2015 at 4:24pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
by DrunkParents / 03/31/2015 at 7:32pm / United States (Montana) / Work
Today, and pretty much every day, my co-worker takes off her shoes while working. The smell of her feet makes me dizzy. I don't know if she's oblivious to the fact that her feet stink, or she just doesn't care. It's affecting the quality of my work. FML
by Anonymous / 03/31/2015 at 1:56am / Asia/Pacific Region / Work
by oops / 03/30/2015 at 9:52pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML
by bingalingading / 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
by ToiletRoll / 03/29/2015 at 8:49am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by twelvie / 03/23/2015 at 10:24am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by ajodasdojsad / 03/21/2015 at 11:12am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…