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GetIt23

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GetIt23

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 569
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About GetIt23 : Wussup guys, I like to play football and basketball in my spare time, I'm athletic, and watching football is my life. I have a job as a contractor and that's about it.
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Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML

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