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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 884
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Georgiecan : I'm really not a very interesting girl, I'm just here to enjoy all the FML's. Feel free to message me!
"To all you kids out there having a hard time, it does get better - it absolutely does" ~Alex Gaskarth 10/02/2015

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Georgiecan's favorite FMLs

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36084) - you deserved it (13128)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33396) - you deserved it (7893)

On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51431) - you deserved it (14656)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after finishing an essay at the library, I fell asleep and had a dream about the essay crawling out through my laptop screen and trying to kill me. I woke by the librarian shaking me and telling me to stop screaming. I was mortified. FML


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On 03/20/2014 at 12:48pm - work - by systematicpanic (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

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