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Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2015 at 12:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, after a broken smoke detector in my home caused the fire department to come, I got an angry visit from my neighbor who was upset because she had parked in front of a fire hydrant and got a ticket. She demands that I pay it, "or else." FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2015 at 12:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Hooperist / 05/25/2015 at 7:39am / United States (California) / Health
Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML
by roadie42 / 05/24/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by Party Pooper / 05/24/2015 at 9:59pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by ugh / 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by hellpop / 05/24/2015 at 9:19am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by Hyenayena / 05/23/2015 at 5:04pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, my cat has decided she can't eat unless I'm right there with her, so when she gets hungry she finds me and howls until I follow her to her food dish. She likes to eat pretty frequently, and I'm already getting a headache. FML
by VeganVampyre / 05/23/2015 at 1:07pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Animals
by Paws_Cat / 05/20/2015 at 2:35pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by earthlyscum / 05/18/2015 at 10:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, I surprised my 7 and 1.5 year old girls with a princess dinner. I quickly realized it was a scam when the "princesses" arrived looking more suited to a bachelor party. I was able to quickly get the girls out, but have spent the evening explaining why Pocahontas was heavily tattooed. FML
by colorfun / 05/17/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by SOTS4335 / 05/16/2015 at 6:16pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by sheldon103 / 05/16/2015 at 1:18pm / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
- Today, I was mistaken for my dads girlfriend. My dad thought it was hilarious. He said, "Either you… Today, me and my husband were using very realistic water guns. While aiming at eachother, my eight… Today, I got into a car accident. A car pulled out in front of me and then stopped in the middle of…