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by hellpop / 05/24/2015 at 9:19am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, my cat has decided she can't eat unless I'm right there with her, so when she gets hungry she finds me and howls until I follow her to her food dish. She likes to eat pretty frequently, and I'm already getting a headache. FML
by VeganVampyre / 05/23/2015 at 1:07pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Animals
by Paws_Cat / 05/20/2015 at 2:35pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by earthlyscum / 05/18/2015 at 10:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, I surprised my 7 and 1.5 year old girls with a princess dinner. I quickly realized it was a scam when the "princesses" arrived looking more suited to a bachelor party. I was able to quickly get the girls out, but have spent the evening explaining why Pocahontas was heavily tattooed. FML
by colorfun / 05/17/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by SOTS4335 / 05/16/2015 at 6:16pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by sheldon103 / 05/16/2015 at 1:18pm / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
by JillianJuneBug / 05/16/2015 at 12:16pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by oncehipjr / 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by nana_star / 02/14/2014 at 2:59am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Love
by Fiancé problemsss / 01/05/2014 at 2:11am / United States (Montana) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (Bromley) / Intimacy
Today, an elderly woman couldn't afford all of her groceries at the checkout so she started to take out a few things. I offered to pay for her groceries; she thanked me and walked out. An onlooker then came up to me and told me that she does it to someone every week. FML
by $$$ / 05/29/2013 at 12:49am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
by earplugsplease / 05/16/2013 at 12:16pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by ironies a b*tch / 04/13/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…