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by hellpop / 05/24/2015 at 9:19am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, my cat has decided she can't eat unless I'm right there with her, so when she gets hungry she finds me and howls until I follow her to her food dish. She likes to eat pretty frequently, and I'm already getting a headache. FML
by VeganVampyre / 05/23/2015 at 1:07pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Animals
by Paws_Cat / 05/20/2015 at 2:35pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by earthlyscum / 05/18/2015 at 10:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
Today, I surprised my 7 and 1.5 year old girls with a princess dinner. I quickly realized it was a scam when the "princesses" arrived looking more suited to a bachelor party. I was able to quickly get the girls out, but have spent the evening explaining why Pocahontas was heavily tattooed. FML
by colorfun / 05/17/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by SOTS4335 / 05/16/2015 at 6:16pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by sheldon103 / 05/16/2015 at 1:18pm / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
by JillianJuneBug / 05/16/2015 at 12:16pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by oncehipjr / 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by nana_star / 02/14/2014 at 2:59am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Love
by Fiancé problemsss / 01/05/2014 at 2:11am / United States (Montana) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (Bromley) / Intimacy
Today, an elderly woman couldn't afford all of her groceries at the checkout so she started to take out a few things. I offered to pay for her groceries; she thanked me and walked out. An onlooker then came up to me and told me that she does it to someone every week. FML
by $$$ / 05/29/2013 at 12:49am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
by earplugsplease / 05/16/2013 at 12:16pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by ironies a b*tch / 04/13/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation