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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 December 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 387
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About GeneralStew : Hello! my Name Is Gregory, On FML for the laughs. I like working out playing My xbox one and talking to new people. Message me :P

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML


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