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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2667
  • Number of comments : 290
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Geiko : I want some god damn peanut butter cookies. Or just peanut butter.

"Guo_Si - Hey, you know what sucks?
TheXPhial - vaccuums
Guo_Si - Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
TheXPhial - black holes
Guo_Si - Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
TheXPhial - lava?"

The amount of people that don't know how the hell to type, use proper grammar, spell, etc, astound me. And it seems that the world keeps letting me lose faith in it. God damn this world.

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Geiko's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them cuz he was concerned I did not poop enough. fat FML

#15012596
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36218) - you deserved it (3915)

On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -

today I cleaned up mah dog's crap after mah wife asked me . 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work . My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid . FML

#14952962
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34006) - you deserved it (3285)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

#12677495
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43355) - you deserved it (12939)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today.. . one of my cousins offered to sell me is mac for a low price . Wen I got it.. . I realized it was an old tosiba paintedite wit an apple sticker on it . My cousin still insists it's a mac . fat FML

#12612052
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16459) - you deserved it (27875)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by roflcopter (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walkd into my bedroom, only to fine out that my bd is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41575) - you deserved it (3516)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took mah driving test looool fir the first time!! The instructor stoppd it after less than ten minutes, and insistd she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." real FML

#12000759
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11075) - you deserved it (36417)

On 07/20/2010 at 9:33am - misc - by Speedy (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)

TODAY , WHILE DRIVING THROUGH TOWN , I WAS DISTRACTED BY A PRETTY GIRL WALKING ON THE NEARBY PAVEMENT AND ACCIDENTALLY REAR-ENDED THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME. NOT ONLY DID THE PRETTY GIRL WITNESS THE CRASH AND GIVE A STATEMENT , IT TURNED OUT SHE WAS A VERY FEMININE MAN. FML

#11999440
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12639) - you deserved it (44039)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I got looool bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38808) - you deserved it (9890)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "tat's wat se said" after a grl in my class said, "pus a little arder" wile disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28758) - you deserved it (23803)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I sowered, I sneezed, it my face on te wall, got sampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, based my ead on te wall as I fell, grabbed at te walls to stop me from falling and appened to turn off te cold water, scorcing me. FML

#7391699
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47468) - you deserved it (5534)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , while cleaning up , I dropped a box of thumbtacks , spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up , the power went out. FML

#5589145
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45050) - you deserved it (3366)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

#86179
765 comments

I agree, your life sucks (799214) - you deserved it (83489)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had dinner on mah own. My cat cummd and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stard at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31051) - you deserved it (4384)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28339) - you deserved it (2871)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)



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