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Geekyandproud
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2537
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Geekyandproud : Define yourself by the best that is in you, not by the worst that has been done to you.

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Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
474 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54912) - you deserved it (9337)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

#16876528
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42392) - you deserved it (12417)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18524) - you deserved it (63381)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

#16342840
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44921) - you deserved it (4757)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39934) - you deserved it (4129)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, at 11 weeks pregnant, I excitedly told my best friend that my baby now has fingernails. Her response was, "You're beginning to sound like a pro-life bumper sticker." FML

#16031516
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23884) - you deserved it (18659)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by CRH (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

#15515343
394 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16231) - you deserved it (52737)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML

#15377212
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39755) - you deserved it (4516)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date, the first one I've been on since my last boyfriend broke up with me 6 months ago. We were in a restaurant, and at the end of meal he insisted on paying the bill. He wanted to leave a 15% tip but couldn't work out in his head how much to leave. The bill was for £100. FML

#15336709
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26567) - you deserved it (13763)

On 03/16/2011 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M and M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

#14895043
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41759) - you deserved it (13700)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)

Today, I met my daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry. I asked what he does, to which he answered, "I'm a Flamencologist." Flamencology? The study of Flamenco? Huh? FML

#14838369
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22893) - you deserved it (6377)

On 02/04/2011 at 10:01am - kids - by dancer101 (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

#14194626
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28293) - you deserved it (2818)

On 12/13/2010 at 8:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML

#13766366
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43249) - you deserved it (8412)

On 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm - misc - by beforegirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to class with my bag packed for a weekend trip when it began to vibrate violently. Stopping mid-lecture, the professor approached me and asked politely if I could turn off my cell phone as I was disturbing the other 150 pupils in the class. It was my personal vibrator. FML

#13462188
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10761) - you deserved it (43155)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML



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