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by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
by SheenaL / 06/27/2011 at 2:26am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by beekeke45 / 06/25/2011 at 9:39am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by Brilliant... / 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML
by Anonymous / 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm / United States (California) / Love
by CRH / 05/03/2011 at 11:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/27/2011 at 2:41pm / United States (North Carolina) / Geek
by dollarstorepwnr / 03/19/2011 at 1:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went on a date, the first one I've been on since my last boyfriend broke up with me 6 months ago. We were in a restaurant, and at the end of meal he insisted on paying the bill. He wanted to leave a 15% tip but couldn't work out in his head how much to leave. The bill was for £100. FML
by Anonymous / 03/16/2011 at 1:20pm / United Kingdom (London) / Money
by Username / 02/08/2011 at 11:57am / United States (Nevada) / Love
by dancer101 / 02/04/2011 at 10:01am / United States / Kids
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2010 at 8:04pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by beforegirl / 11/08/2010 at 4:11pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to class with my bag packed for a weekend trip when it began to vibrate violently. Stopping mid-lecture, the professor approached me and asked politely if I could turn off my cell phone as I was disturbing the other 150 pupils in the class. It was my personal vibrator. FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 7:01pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML
by Giulii / 09/02/2010 at 1:54am / United States / Geek
- Today I received a phone call for a reservation (I'm a B&B owner) for 12 firefighters (he said they… Today, my driving instructor was over 30 minutes late and when I texted him to ask where he was he… Today, I woke up to my head being covered by a pissy diaper, a pile of pee not even an inch from my…