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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2146
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Geekyandproud : Define yourself by the best that is in you, not by the worst that has been done to you.

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Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

#18982285
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27615) - you deserved it (6728)

On 02/03/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML

#18410783
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30659) - you deserved it (3843)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26946) - you deserved it (7974)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29430) - you deserved it (3431)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, I was happily playing with my young niece and nephew. Their grandmother was watching and said, "You are so good with children! Why don't you have any?" My husband died 3 months ago. FML

#18076540
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51343) - you deserved it (2528)

On 10/25/2011 at 10:28pm - kids - by kiddoc - United States (New York)

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24708) - you deserved it (15066)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML

#17708531
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9468) - you deserved it (47339)

On 09/10/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

#17679142
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10198) - you deserved it (25174)

On 09/06/2011 at 8:07am - misc - by NotKeithRichards - United States (Oregon)

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27166) - you deserved it (9297)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

#17544940
301 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 2:43am - health - by heheheh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

#17497586
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24630) - you deserved it (11239)

On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, I was supposed to catch a ride with a friend and go to Warped Tour with her. She called at the last minute to say she was sick, so I told her we didn't have to go. I just got a text saying she just got pictures and autographs with the band I especially wanted to see. FML

#17442115
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34858) - you deserved it (3250)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by brittgreen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

#17381652
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32442) - you deserved it (5422)

On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML

#17207535
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13895) - you deserved it (43351)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by ohmygosh - United States (Pennsylvania)



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