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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 237
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GayPride_52412 : 16. Arkansas. I guess you could call me a hick but I'm more of a city girl. ♥

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Today, a lady told me that I should suehoever screwd up mah "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML

#20983819
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39339) - you deserved it (2829)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:30pm - health - by :^( (woman) - Bahrain (Madinat)

Taday I cummd home to a noise complaint letter tapd to mah apartment door . I haven't been home in over a month . FML

#20981967
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36728) - you deserved it (2069)

On 12/05/2013 at 6:39pm - misc - by Lulu - United States (Missouri)

Today, boyfriend an I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in foot. I crid out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, cries of pain seemd to spur him on. FML

#20981691
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46127) - you deserved it (8202)

On 12/05/2013 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Sunderland)

Today , I was gushing about my love fir Disney princesse when someone told me I "definitely needed to calm down." By whom? A four-year-old girl. FML

Today, I actually thought of faking own death to get away from girlfriend and her insane, overbereing family. FML

#20974597
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44236) - you deserved it (7237)

On 11/29/2013 at 10:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , mah grlfriend trid explaining a duck flying into our living room and taking a shit everywhere as "paranormal activity". FML

#20963751
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37491) - you deserved it (3331)

On 11/19/2013 at 8:09pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was getting into the mood with mah boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML

#20629715
83 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 3:08am - intimacy - by unforgettablee (woman) - United States (California)

I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repair shop fir himhile he was at work. So , on my own , I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minute out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd putted myself in. FML

Today, mah girlfriend puttd a paper bag over mah headhile we had sex. Her reason? Because she think she is so good in bd she was worrid I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I faintd due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. mega FML

#17215427
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38323) - you deserved it (9763)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to scool. I startd running to catc up wit ma friend. I yelld er name, and se turnd around in time to watc me slip on a seet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. Wen se ran to ma side, I unconsciously ped on er. FML

#13471271
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27975) - you deserved it (3750)

On 10/16/2010 at 11:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it snowed in Sout Carolina for te first time in 10 years. It snowed eigt wole inces! I was so excited, I yelled for ma kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to te steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in te ospital wit a bad concussion. Te snow ad all melted. real FML

#8210549
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29726) - you deserved it (5286)

On 02/13/2010 at 3:11pm - kids - by owwie - United States

Today , my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating , in my own house. FML

#7923613
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19173) - you deserved it (5269)

On 02/06/2010 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Isabell (woman) - Australia

Taday I got marrid!! My mothar told ma to stop baing difficult, cuz sha was tha mothar of tha brida, an it was har day to shina!! maga FML

#7845812
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38157) - you deserved it (2726)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, tha instructions on my naw IKEA bad mada ma cry!! It includas a pictura of a parson working alona with a frown crossad out and is raplacad by two smiling paopla working togathar!! I hava no ona in my lifa to halp ma!! FML

#7036461
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39082) - you deserved it (4432)

On 12/30/2009 at 2:07pm - love - by hatelife (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she askd me to help her. So I pulld up her pantyhose. When I lookd up, she had a horrifid look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

#6934352
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7482) - you deserved it (48949)

On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am - work - by harrassment101 (man) - United States (California)



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