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About GavinRoskamp : I ate a cat in 1974.

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Today, I asked my dad what his plans for Friday were. Apparently, he's going to a concert with my step-mom all evening. It's been their plan for months. Friday is my birthday. That's been set since the day I was born. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35423) - you deserved it (6810)

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