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by Santa / 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by unknown52 / 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Health
Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm / United States (Nevada) / Money
by Anonymous / 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm / United States / Love
by Nico / 11/12/2011 at 10:42am / France / Miscellaneous
by katt_is_here / 10/02/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 2:48am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/31/2011 at 10:23am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy
by Username / 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by The Joker? / 07/31/2011 at 2:17am / United States (Iowa) / Health
by James / 07/31/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Bill Harrison / 07/19/2011 at 11:19am / United States / Work
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
by gir / 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
- Today, I woke up from a nap because I heard my mother and her fiancée having rough sex while I and… Today, I bought a non-refundable $200 plane ticket to Ohio to be with my girlfriend who moved there… Today, my mom was holding a glass of water and asked if I thought she was going to throw it at me.…