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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1136
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Garrett2818 : About me:
19
6'4"
Part French and Native American (Cherokee)
Wanna be a commercial airline pilot but am currently a pipe fitter ( I lay pipe haha)
Love tattoos(have two)music(rap mostly but I also enjoy some country and classic rock), anything that will give me an adrenaline rush ( so far skydiving is the craziest shit I've done), going to places with really nice views and my car. ( I drive a 2014 dodge charger rt and no my parents didn't pay a cent for it lol)
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Garrett2818's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32547) - you deserved it (9523)

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Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25460) - you deserved it (65208)

On 07/02/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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