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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1451
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Union construction worker
Love doing crazy/fun things
Always up for intellectual conversation or simply just getting to know people so shoot me a message

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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Garrett2818's favorite FMLs

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31110) - you deserved it (1466)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:46pm - health - by ICanExplain - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34004) - you deserved it (9796)

On 06/03/2014 at 11:36am - kids - by properpissed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26292) - you deserved it (66974)

On 07/02/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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