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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 April 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1756
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Garrett2818 : About me:
Union construction worker
I like cliff jumping, sky diving, shooting, driving my car, hiking, snowboarding, tattoos, blah blah.
Any questions just drop me a message.
P.S. My second pic is me photobombing the shit outta my ex and her family.

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Garrett2818's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that yes, you CAN forget how to ride a bike. Too bad I discovered this in front of all my son's friends and their parents while at his birthday party. FML

by faeliality / 10/15/2016 at 1:54am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

by Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza / 09/13/2016 at 5:17pm / United States / Transportation

Today, my brother started ranting about how fluoridated water is a conspiracy to "turn people gay". I said the government must be doing a shit job of it, since he's been drinking the stuff longer than I've been alive and is still married to a woman. He punched me so hard, my vision blacked out. FML

by Anonymous / 06/15/2016 at 1:07pm / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

by ICanExplain / 06/22/2015 at 4:46pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML

by properpissed / 06/03/2014 at 11:36am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML

by Anonymous / 07/02/2013 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Transportation