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GarageDragon

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  • Number of visits : 2367
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GarageDragon : Atheist and metalhead, originally from South Africa, now living in the UK. I love gaming, watching anime and reading books.

"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones." - Marcus Aurelius

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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

#20154996
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17276) - you deserved it (28112)

On 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by shit.... (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

#20154142
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19795) - you deserved it (2100)

On 11/07/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by ohcrap (man) - United States

Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML

#20153506
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21936) - you deserved it (3919)

On 11/07/2012 at 1:39pm - work - by Owen - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML

#20151986
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19761) - you deserved it (6393)

On 11/07/2012 at 12:11am - misc - by Squid (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she and my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," and are most likely getting a divorce. FML

#20151103
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20644) - you deserved it (1424)

On 11/06/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by rastamerican - United States (California)

Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML

#20150778
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25535) - you deserved it (15296)

On 11/06/2012 at 5:03pm - love - by new name (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

#20149912
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30812) - you deserved it (4309)

On 11/06/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Ugggggggggg (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

#17787359
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37894) - you deserved it (2877)

On 09/20/2011 at 10:56am - work - by PC Jones (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I often do, I had a shag in my old car. I am 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we are still living at our parents' house. FML

#390
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17176) - you deserved it (11308)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:26pm - misc - by niii - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

#277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50532) - you deserved it (4080)

On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11821) - you deserved it (67732)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31882) - you deserved it (5612)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version



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