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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 July 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 105864
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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today my friend an I were making sandwiches at his house . His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor . The dog snatched it up an ran away with it . I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke an die . It did . FML

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180 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I had a stressful day at work and decided to go in the jacuzzi. I hadn't used it 4 a year, so it was a little dirty. After I cleaned it, filled it up, and jumped in, I pressed the jets. Immediately, thousands of dead moths shot looool out at full speed towards me. FML

#4927406
155 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 11:23am - misc - by mel (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to te movies wit te girl I liked. Se kept on eating ma popcorn so Iispered in er ear ( Pretty soon yur going to ave to repay me wit kisses. ) Ten se looked at me and walked out te teatre. Se cummed back wit a bucket of popcorn and said ( Here, your repaid. ) mega FML

#4925971
236 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 8:19am - love - by regected (man) - United States (California)

Today , I told ma boyfriend tat ma fantasy was for im to eat me out on te dinner table. My boyfriend told me is was me in a Pikacu costume. real FML

#4921754
231 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pokie (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I Cummed Back From A Two Week Vacation. As I Walked In The Door, My Boyfriend Greeted Me With A "Hey, Honey! Could You Clean The Crockpot?" It Still Had The Chicken In It From My Going Away Dinner. FML

I woke up in mah bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing mah first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just mah roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML

#4912906
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On 08/29/2009 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Ned (man) - United States (Ohio)

I woke up in mah bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing mah first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just mah roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML

#4912906
120 comments

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On 08/29/2009 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Ned (man) - United States (Ohio)

yesterday I had to give a speech on the importance of dental hygiene. I got really nervous... so I did what I've heard in movies. I pictured everyone naked... began staring at a hot blonde in the front... and got hard.

#4906491
105 comments

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On 08/29/2009 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by SOdamnNervous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today... I waited fir mah grlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready... threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

#4903891
204 comments

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On 08/29/2009 at 11:13am - love - by coolhand (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out I was getting a new bd for my room . Ten find out looool it was my great-grandmoter's . Te one se did in . FML

#4902280
86 comments

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On 08/29/2009 at 8:13am - misc - by Jonnyboo (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I wantad to ba craativa. I hid an angagamant ring 4 girlfriand insida ona of har running shoas. I axpactad har to fina it and waka ma up, but sha didn't. Latar, whan I askad if thara was anything in har shoa, sha raspondad, "Thara was a rock. I just shook it out outsida. Why?" FML

#4880927
146 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 11:08am - love - by fmlll (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

I woke up to fine the entire driver's side of car wreckd . Front door, back door, front an rear bumper smashd to shit . A drunk driver had hit it the previous night an ran . Don't worry though, he stoppd an left his insurance information . He keyd it into the undamagd side of car . FML

#4880765
56 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by wtfman101 (man) - United States (California)

I went to the doctor about mah bruisd runner toes . She was inexperiencd when It looool cummd to athletic injuries, so she googld mah condition . I just paid to have her tell me exactly what I had already just googld before I left 4 mah appointment . mega FML

#4879906
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41140) - you deserved it (4296)

On 08/28/2009 at 9:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... As I Arrived At Mah House After A Two Week Holiday... I Opened The Door And Heard Footsteps Upstairs... I Went Up And Found Mah Boyfriend Naked In Bed. We Had Great Sex And Afterwards I Found Mah Best Friend Naked In The Wardrobe. Turns Out They'd Had Great Sex Also. Big Fat FML

#4879215
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60538) - you deserved it (4551)

On 08/28/2009 at 7:43am - intimacy - by Phoellie (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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