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GabrielleFrance
  • Town/Country : Lorraine, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1837
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About GabrielleFrance : Hi ! (I'm the one with glasses)
I'm French so please be cool with me because of my English ! :)

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Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I open my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friends place with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML

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On 11/07/2009 at 2:16am - misc - by munnyfish (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38907) - you deserved it (15789)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by jentown11 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 15 year old sister came home at 4am totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about abusing drugs. FML

#5229708
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On 09/13/2009 at 2:19pm - kids - by BigSister (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French, the Officer would let me off with a warning thinking I was a tourist. Afterwards I turned to my wife and said "I can't believe that worked." He was a few feet away and heard. FML

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On 07/17/2009 at 6:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

#2418263
443 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML

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On 05/12/2009 at 6:05pm - health - by Loser (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML

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On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel



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