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GabrielleFrance

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GabrielleFrance

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About GabrielleFrance : I'm French

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Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

#16301661
200 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

#16189059
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12880) - you deserved it (30629)

On 05/15/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by NoLife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML

#15281483
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9419) - you deserved it (38665)

On 03/12/2011 at 3:34am - work - by mommyfairy - United States

Today, I wrote a poem and was very proud of it. I showed it to my mom. After reading it, her response was, "What is this shit?" FML

#14739407
93 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by snappyPi -

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

#14705471
109 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by nmaidkieavg -

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
234 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

#12304644
161 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

#8241571
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22346) - you deserved it (3388)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:24am - animals - by lex31 - United States

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

#7889872
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7748) - you deserved it (64489)

On 02/04/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML

#6674667
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23284) - you deserved it (4731)

On 12/09/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by notalcoholic (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

#6293828
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45866) - you deserved it (2691)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I open my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friends place with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML

#6191720
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11186) - you deserved it (30161)

On 11/07/2009 at 2:16am - misc - by munnyfish (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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