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GTREIZ
  • Town/Country : Foshan, China
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 March 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 29
  • Number of comments : 1
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Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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