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GIRAFFES
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 November 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 17705
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About GIRAFFES : I'm Rachel. c:

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67589) - you deserved it (17465)

On 05/26/2009 at 12:53pm - intimacy - by alexis89 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40286) - you deserved it (132832)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)



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