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Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51068) - you deserved it (4805)

On 01/10/2014 at 11:47am - misc - by wtf - United States (New York)

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML


I agree, your life sucks (58076) - you deserved it (3535)

On 07/30/2009 at 7:34am - kids - by Herdad (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML


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On 02/13/2009 at 10:02am - misc - by shinoza (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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