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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3272
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About GAMERZxxHD : Hello everyone! I play baseball and I used to run Cross Country and Track! I also like to play video games. Yes an athlete that always plays video games, very weird. And I love to meet new people so feel free to message me! I will be happy to talk about anything! I also regret my username on here, but what are you going to do? 😝

Follow me on IG please. If you message me saying you did I'll follow back! tyler_vandenbos

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Today, I went to our school golf banquet, after being with the team and practicing every day for a few months with them. When it came time to get the certificates, all the names were called out. Except for mine. When I asked the coach where my certificate was, he said "Who are you?". FML


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On 11/04/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by RKE (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35657) - you deserved it (7082)

On 10/21/2009 at 12:40pm - health - by Rayvyn (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML


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On 10/04/2009 at 3:50am - animals - by Rizzle (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML


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On 10/01/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML


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On 09/17/2009 at 1:10am - health - by navyma - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, after finishing a three-page essay for my spanish class, I went to rip up my brainstorming paper in an act of triumph. After I finished ripping it up, I looked on my desk to see my brainstorming paper fully intact, and my essay torn into bits. FML


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On 09/13/2009 at 9:00pm - work - by thissucks (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was following my dad while texting, not really watching where we're going. Suddenly, he ran ahead and I looked up to see what he was doing. We were in the men's bathroom. There were 3 guys at the urinals. I'm a 15 year old girl. FML

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML


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On 08/11/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Amanda (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML


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On 08/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Morrowindwhore (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML


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On 07/29/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Beefballs (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML


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On 07/26/2009 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by omgwtfsam (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML


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On 07/22/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by Mortified (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML


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On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML


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On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at the end of a night of heavy drinking, I decided it was a good idea to go off into the park with a friend of mine. We ended up fooling around in the park, when a couple of kids stole our clothes. We had to walk back to town with no clothes on. FML


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On 07/16/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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