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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2426
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About GAMERZxxHD : Hello everyone! Glad to see you were interested enough to click on my profile! Anyways, I play baseball and run Cross Country and Track! I also like to play video games. Yes an athlete that always plays video games, very weird. And I am not one of those "rednecks" you assume everyone from Georgia to be. I have a lot of family from "up north" so I am more of a city type of person! Love to meet new people so feel free to message me or kik me! 😉 I will be happy to talk about anything or do whatever else you wanna do! I also regret my username on here, but what are you going to do? 😝
kik: True_KiNgzz

If you want snapchat just ask me 😝

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Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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220 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML

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104 comments

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On 05/25/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I realized that over the course of this winter, there have been more snow days in Atlanta than days in which I have ever been on a date. FML

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154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21941) - you deserved it (4820)

On 03/02/2010 at 3:04pm - love - by lonelyashell (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while shopping with my mother, she handed me a frozen turkey to put in the cart, but ended up swinging it into my nuts instead. I feel like a giant battered eggplant, and I think I'm now impotent. FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19891) - you deserved it (2980)

On 03/02/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by beateneggs - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

#8726877
141 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 7:34pm - money - by rybread (man) - United States

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

#7889872
149 comments

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On 02/04/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML

#7304615
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14282) - you deserved it (45374)

On 01/12/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by BetterThanFake (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

#7183018
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17945) - you deserved it (23747)

On 01/06/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by ugly5402 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML

#6971032
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12345) - you deserved it (25370)

On 12/27/2009 at 8:04am - animals - by axwound (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30961) - you deserved it (6953)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26989) - you deserved it (11882)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30874) - you deserved it (7280)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

#6433881
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41371) - you deserved it (3196)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, someone at work was bragging that their son was high school valedictorian and offered a full college scholarship. 7 years ago, I was also valedictorian and got that same scholarship. All I said was, "Congratulations. Did you want fries with that?" and continued taking their order. FML



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