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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2645
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About GAMERZxxHD : Hello everyone! Glad to see you were interested enough to click on my profile! Anyways, I play baseball and run Cross Country and Track! I also like to play video games. Yes an athlete that always plays video games, very weird. And I am not one of those "rednecks" you assume everyone from Georgia to be. I have a lot of family from "up north" so I am more of a city type of person! Love to meet new people so feel free to message me or kik me! 😉 I will be happy to talk about anything or do whatever else you wanna do! I also regret my username on here, but what are you going to do? 😝
kik: True_KiNgzz

If you want snapchat just ask me 😝

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GAMERZxxHD's favorite FMLs

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML


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On 05/17/2012 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML


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On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML


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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML


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On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML


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On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML


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On 02/13/2012 at 7:03am - health - by loveinanelevator (man) -

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML


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On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML


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On 11/26/2011 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML


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On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work I asked a cute, albeit slightly large customer, her name. Being hard of hearing, I thought she said "Porky" and asked her about it. Turns out she'd said Courtney. FML


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On 11/02/2011 at 3:12am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML


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On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML


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On 10/25/2011 at 12:30am - work - by fire1 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML


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On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML


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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML


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On 10/08/2011 at 2:48am - health - by ohgawd (woman) - United States (Washington)

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