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GAMERZxxHD
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2179
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About GAMERZxxHD : Hello everyone! Glad to see you were interested enough to click on my profile! Anyways, I play baseball and run Cross Country and Track! I also like to play video games. Yes an athlete that always plays video games, very weird. And I am not one of those "rednecks" you assume everyone from Georgia to be. I have a lot of family from "up north" so I am more of a city type of person! Love to meet new people so feel free to message me or kik me! 😉 I will be happy to talk about anything or do whatever else you wanna do! I also regret my username on here, but what are you going to do? 😝
kik: True_KiNgzz

If you want snapchat just ask me 😝

GAMERZxxHD's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 12 hours ago<b>hallieee</b> - 14 hours ago<b>Cheerzz</b> - yesterday at 5:46am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - yesterday at 2:50am<b>cabub007</b> - yesterday at 1:13pm<b>krishgad</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 8:36am<b>p_diddy77</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:25am<b>heybeth</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 3:21am<b>SweetIam</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 11:27pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 10:48pm<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 10:24pm<b>Ashd09</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 10:20pm<b>KatPlaysMC</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 10:10pm<b>emxy92</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 9:49pm<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 9:25pm<b>m_warner1</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 8:02pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 3:14pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 1:51pm

Fucked!<b>Cheerzz</b> - 21 hours ago<b>krishgad</b> - yesterday at 2:36pm<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 4:25am<b>KatPlaysMC</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 4:10am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 7:51pm<b>maria95aa</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 5:18pm<b>hallieee</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 10:18pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:54am<b>EvanescenceLuv</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 9:27pm<b>aishah77</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 2:52am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:40am<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:39am<b>pacelily</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 2:36am<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:25am<b>xxlinneamxx</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 3:10am<b>Space_Teddy</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 4:43pm<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:16am<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 6:29am

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Today, I accidentally texted a picture of my cock to my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26716) - you deserved it (79687)

On 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19756) - you deserved it (35183)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

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181 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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150 comments

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On 07/13/2013 at 1:22pm - misc - by fuck (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I woke up at my cousin's house after staying the night. I went into the bathroom like I usually do and shut the door. Apparently the door lock on this bathroom doesn't function properly. I discovered this when my 4-year-old cousin walked in on me putting a tampon in. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML

#20740333
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76527) - you deserved it (17366)

On 06/22/2013 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was planning on having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, so I asked my roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through, my roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML

#20733192
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58628) - you deserved it (8207)

On 06/18/2013 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

#20681164
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28330) - you deserved it (35721)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML

#20666712
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38979) - you deserved it (10338)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60631) - you deserved it (9159)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50722) - you deserved it (10883)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML

#20550321
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32670) - you deserved it (2869)

On 03/19/2013 at 1:00am - work - by seriously! - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML

#20525408
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32021) - you deserved it (2758)

On 02/28/2013 at 5:56am - misc - by sickofthesmelltoo (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML

#20508270
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40647) - you deserved it (9743)

On 02/15/2013 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by Acolyte of the Bacon God (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML

#20489402
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59987) - you deserved it (3685)

On 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by thoughtidseenitall (man) - United States (Colorado)



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