Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

GAMERZxxHD

Online | Search for a member

GAMERZxxHD

41Fucked!

GAMERZxxHD
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2186
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About GAMERZxxHD : Hello everyone! Glad to see you were interested enough to click on my profile! Anyways, I play baseball and run Cross Country and Track! I also like to play video games. Yes an athlete that always plays video games, very weird. And I am not one of those "rednecks" you assume everyone from Georgia to be. I have a lot of family from "up north" so I am more of a city type of person! Love to meet new people so feel free to message me or kik me! 😉 I will be happy to talk about anything or do whatever else you wanna do! I also regret my username on here, but what are you going to do? 😝
kik: True_KiNgzz

If you want snapchat just ask me 😝

GAMERZxxHD's page activity

Visits<b>hallieee</b> - one hour ago<b>m_warner1</b> - one hour ago<b>qdawg06</b> - 4 hours ago<b>Grantastic</b> - 9 hours ago<b>Mons</b> - 10 hours ago<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 9:21pm<b>Cheerzz</b> - yesterday at 5:46am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - yesterday at 2:50am<b>cabub007</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 1:13pm<b>krishgad</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 8:36am<b>p_diddy77</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:25am<b>heybeth</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 3:21am<b>SweetIam</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 11:27pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 10:48pm<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 10:24pm<b>Ashd09</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 10:20pm<b>KatPlaysMC</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 10:10pm<b>emxy92</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 9:49pm

Fucked!<b>Cheerzz</b> - yesterday at 11:46am<b>krishgad</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 2:36pm<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 4:25am<b>KatPlaysMC</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 4:10am<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 7:51pm<b>maria95aa</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 5:18pm<b>hallieee</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 10:18pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:54am<b>EvanescenceLuv</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 9:27pm<b>aishah77</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 2:52am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:40am<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:39am<b>pacelily</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 2:36am<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:25am<b>xxlinneamxx</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 3:10am<b>Space_Teddy</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 4:43pm<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:16am<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 6:29am

GAMERZxxHD's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

See all of GAMERZxxHD's badges

GAMERZxxHD's favorite FMLs

Today, I awoke to the sound of a gunshot, followed by children screaming. I leapt out of bed and ran to my balcony, only to see people casually milling around the elementary school parking lot under a "Science Fair" banner. A kid's science experiment scared me shitless. FML

Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML

#20999316
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44442) - you deserved it (2636)

On 12/20/2013 at 4:05pm - misc - by nopissleft (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML

#20991949
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38015) - you deserved it (10115)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by The_Rest_of_the_Story (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

#20987406
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53851) - you deserved it (3389)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

#20974515
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58935) - you deserved it (6434)

On 11/29/2013 at 6:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML

#20974086
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40873) - you deserved it (41486)

On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

#20971859
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40288) - you deserved it (4099)

On 11/26/2013 at 10:11pm - work - by tortured (man) - United States

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

#20952990
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41547) - you deserved it (3776)

On 11/10/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

#20947706
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43763) - you deserved it (8848)

On 11/06/2013 at 1:08pm - animals - by lbg2msf (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good for our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good for anal." FML

#20942318
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59244) - you deserved it (5642)

On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

#20929956
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46059) - you deserved it (4878)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, I was talking dirty to my long-distance lover while touching myself, when a cockroach fell from my ceiling and landed on the hand I was molesting myself with. FML

#20915065
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48448) - you deserved it (16273)

On 10/10/2013 at 11:40am - intimacy - by DisgustinglyFrustrated - Argentina (Santa Fe)

Today, my boyfriend blew me off yet again because he claims he has a responsibility as a "crew leader" to train and recruit members at all times, to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML

Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML

#20907982
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21329) - you deserved it (47902)

On 10/05/2013 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



FML's blog

  • FML's Question Time #2 : School
  • We tried this before and it went pretty well, so here's another blog section for everyone to have give their opinion on a popular but controversial subject. OK, we're not debating a…

Thursday 23 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: