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Fx13mz

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2080
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Fx13mz : Hello there, my name's Vladimir!
I'm from Los Angeles, CA currently residing in Oklahoma City, OK and it is TERRIBLE here.

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Today, I found out y mah wife has been cold an distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean ( psychic medium ) - who said I'm lusting after other women an am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. mega FML

#21312671
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31632) - you deserved it (2981)

On 12/06/2014 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would looool have his approval . His drunken friends nodded in agreement . FML

#17588509
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32207) - you deserved it (2938)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)

Today , I want shopping with mah grandma!! Sha want to tha bathroom an was gona for a long whila!! I jokingly askd , "What happand , u fall in?" Sha did!! Sha had shit all ovar tha back of har shrt!! FML

#17260985
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33876) - you deserved it (6482)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I want shopping with mah grandma!! Sha want to tha bathroom an was gona for a long whila!! I jokingly askd , "What happand , u fall in?" Sha did!! Sha had shit all ovar tha back of har shrt!! FML

#17260985
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33876) - you deserved it (6482)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16419) - you deserved it (27308)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me , calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" fir getting his "baby looool girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married fir 3 years. FML

#17187115
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48109) - you deserved it (2846)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it lookd good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. big fat FML

#17080127
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20115) - you deserved it (47875)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I met a really nice guy . He was funny, handsome, an we were both into each other . He told me his name, anhen I replied with mine, it cummed out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17391) - you deserved it (14982)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY , I HAD TO SIFT THROUGH HUNDRD OF PAGAS OF LAGAL DOCUMANTS . THAY WARA ALL WRITTAN IN COMIC SANS FONT . MAGA FML

#16984657
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33592) - you deserved it (4079)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend an I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46864) - you deserved it (11987)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, ma dad cummad round to ta ousa. Looking ratar plaasad wit imsalf a pullad out is pona, grinnad, an cuckad it ovar to ma. I glancad at ta scraan to saa a nakad woman. Ha smilad an said "I tappad tat last nigt". FML

#16480333
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43559) - you deserved it (4600)

On 06/03/2011 at 6:17am - intimacy - by peaaaak (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, I walked in on mah brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of mah panties. FML

#16161340
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41677) - you deserved it (3830)

On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I awoke to make-up all over ma face and nail polis on ma ands and feet because ma daugter wantd "daddy to look pretty." I ave a job interview in an our and none of it is coming off. big fat FML

#15949821
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37051) - you deserved it (4839)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today I got marrid. My sister an fater could not attend cuz tey already ad plans. My sister went to te mall wit er friends an ma dad went looool to a pool party. FML

#15949652
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49619) - you deserved it (4154)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by disfunctionalfamily (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was watching a movia onlina. Thara was a 15 minuta ad. 13 minutas into watching an ad about birth control, I noticad that thara was a "skip this ad" button in tha cornar. FML

#15949369
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13015) - you deserved it (49109)

On 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by popcorn - United States (California)



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