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Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML


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On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I have an ear infection, and everything I hear echoes inside my head. I'm an orchestra teacher, and we have our first concert next week. FML


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On 10/20/2011 at 12:44pm - work - by dolceconfuoco (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML


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On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML


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On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML


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On 10/10/2010 at 4:45am - misc - by toazt - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticed one felt a little heavy. I opened it, only to find a raccoon. A very angry raccoon. FML


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On 09/18/2010 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML


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On 09/15/2010 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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