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by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
by Username / 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm / United States / Animals
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by HaHa Not Funny / 08/02/2011 at 12:13am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
by ninja_blasphemer / 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm / Ireland (Wexford) / Miscellaneous
by McKenna / 07/16/2011 at 12:10am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Username / 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm / United States / Health
Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML
by wittlegirl / 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
by MIB / 07/13/2011 at 12:26pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
by Username / 07/08/2011 at 9:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
by THOMASisMYname / 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML
by camzzz / 07/02/2011 at 4:27am / United States (Washington) / Health
- Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the… Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts… Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded.…